That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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