So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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