my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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