North Korea, Best Korea!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
