man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
