So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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