I'm drive I can fine osifer
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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