Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think my vagina is haunted
i just google imaged poop.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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