I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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