can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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