You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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