that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just had sex bonerless
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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