So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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