I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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