i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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