Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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