My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Randomize
