I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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