so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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