My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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