Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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