I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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