don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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