the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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