well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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