dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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