Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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