i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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