so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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