How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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