it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
