oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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