I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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