Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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