why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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