how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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