I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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