it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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