Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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