It's Friday. Sex?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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