Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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