Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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