The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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