she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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