We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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