So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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