I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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