maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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