it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize