Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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