the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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