glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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