I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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