I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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