the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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