Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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