i just had sex bonerless
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize