You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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